The Fifty-Two Million Dollar Man

A clean-shaven and short-haired Johnny Damon finally gives the Yankees a strong arm in center field again and as well as a quick bat behind the plate.

Johnny Damon as a Yankee!

The Yankees are spending $52 million over four years to fill the weakest niche in their lineup and even in today’s sport economy that is a bargain price.

Johnny Damon as a Yankee!

It’s a giddy feeling having a Yankees-killer become a Yankee and I only find it slightly homoerotic that I am still peeing my pants with glee over this signing as we once again give the Red Sox a shiv and the ole one-two!

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11 Responses to The Fifty-Two Million Dollar Man

  1. Robin says:

    I think I’m the only one in the blogging world right now.
    Oh and he still looks a little shady to me and that has nothing to do with being a Sox fan but I suppose that has little to do with playing baseball.

  2. Yes, it’s a quiet day for blogging, Robin. Everyone else is still eating sugar plums.
    I realize loyalty to a bank account instead of a hometown team is a sad reality in today’s sport world. Damon and Giambi used to play in Oakland together so they’re both excited to be playing on the same team again. A-Rod, Jeter, Giambi, Damon — it’s an excellent lineup!

  3. Robin says:

    Well either way I’m certainly not going to lose sleep over it…I just hear about this everywhere I go.

  4. Right, Robin!
    Back to the sugar plums!

  5. I’m with you on that one, soos.
    A team is only as good as much as its owner wants to spend in money and manpower!

  6. soosieloo says:

    With all that money and men the Yankees should have won every game and every World Series for the past 5 years.

  7. soosieloo says:

    We’ll see if they can overcome the A-Rod curse this year.

  8. Ah!
    “The Curse of the A-Rod” — something no man and no money can defend, resolve or purchase — that will be an all-new statistic to watch unfold over the season, soos!

  9. Yay, Wendy!
    I am with you all the way. Go Yankees! :grin:

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