January 2006 Archives

Today I am haunted by yesterday and the tragic death of Playwright Wendy Wasserstein. She died of lymphoma at the age of 55. Her sister died of breast cancer at 60. Wendy, unmarried, left behind a six-year-old daughter named Lucy Jane who was born three months premature and weighed 1-pound, 12-ounces at birth. 

The Nigger Lover

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I have resisted posting about this topic because I didn't want to encourage even more hate on the web, but now that some time has passed and more protections have been set in place, I am prepared to tell you on January 16, 2006 -- Martin Luther King, Jr. Day in America -- something awful happened here. 
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Gillette Power Fusion

Hot-Desking for Dummies

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There's a new trend afoot in academe that sends shudders through the spine of anyone who hoped privacy and intimacy would be preserved for those who dedicate their lives to teaching others. This trend not only threatens the ivy tower. It will soon infect every office in the world. The Scotsman reports Hot-Desking is the newest way to save money by punishing faculty and the students:

Another Article Theft

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I wrote a popular article entitled "How Not to Write a Blog" that appears here in your favorite Urban Semiotic blog: http://urbansemiotic.com/2005/06/02/how-to-not-to-write-a-blog/ Today, I discovered this blatant copy and past theft of my article on a BlogCharm site:

Ripping Off a David W. Boles Article!

You cannot copy and paste articles as you wish without getting the author's permission. Pointing to a "source" is not the same as getting the author's permission. I have requested BlogCharm, as the service publishing this Copyright infringement, to remove the content. If you write something, it belongs to you instantly under the U.S. Copyright law. You are not required by Copyright law to formally Copyright your work in order to earn this protection. If you can prove you own the work, the Copyright is yours. Here is what the U.S. Copyright Office says:
What is copyright? Copyright is a form of protection grounded in the U.S. Constitution and granted by law for original works of authorship fixed in a tangible medium of expression. Copyright covers both published and unpublished works.
Note "published and unpublished" and "fixed in a tangible medium." http://www.copyright.gov/help/faq/faq-general.html#mywork

All the Good Women are Taken

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A friend of mine claims once a woman reaches the age of 21 she is free game for any free man even if she's "taken." His reasoning is if a woman is smart and talented and beautiful she will not be unattached long because a man will hunt her down and lock her up like his property in a relationship or a marriage.

Curiosity Killed the Inbox

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Have you noticed a creeping rise in Image Spam flooding your Inbox? Image Spam is the newest wave of Spam where the Spammers send you a text image selling sex pills and penis extenders and such that looks like text but the Spam is really an image file pretending to be typed text. Sometimes some innocuous real text is included with the image to trick Spam filters that may be looking for small image-only emails. 

The Tar Pit Recommendation

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Writing a letter of recommendation is usually an ordinary experience, but there are times when writing such a letter can become a tar pit of emotion and psychic distress. You feel suspended in amber as you search for the right phrase to recommend a person who deserves no recognition. Are you required -- by moral pitch or professional bitumen -- to write a letter of recommendation even if that person did not live up to your expectation or the requirements of the task?

Attempting Death

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Did you ever try to end you life?

Do you know someone who tried to commit suicide?

What stopped you from finding death?

What saved your friend from meeting success?

I'll go first... Several years ago after purchasing a handgun I was overwhelmed with melancholia. 

Gunning for a Handgun

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What is the purpose of owning a handgun? Does owning a handgun protect you? Does owning handgun have a greater chance of hurting you, or someone you know, more than a stranger seeking to do you harm?

When we first moved to New York, we decided to get a handgun in order to feel "safe" in our new hometown. The act of getting a handgun was not a simple move to put into action. New York City started requiring handgun licensing in order to purchase a gun.
The worst sort of dying is an unintentional death delivered in a dumb act. Meet the sad lesson of Jon-Erik Hexum.

Jon-Erik Hexum

Be Your Own Brain Surgeon

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With the crazy skyrocketing cost of healthcare in America one is always on the search for ways to save a penny or two to get well and feel healthy. I'm sure some of us have even wondered about the cost-to-benefit ratio of going to a surgeon over preparing yourself for life under your own scalpel. We don't recommend the self-surgery path, but Anatomical.com provides a glimpse into the wonder of the science of the body and while you won't find your brain on drugs there, you will find your brain on a pedestal:

Anatomical

Fear and Trembling in Japan

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Fear and Trembling is a fascinating French film spoken in Japanese and French with English subtitles. The film washes over you and the multiple languages enhance the spectacle of the story.

Fear and Trembling

Bright Minds Going Dark

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On March 15, 2005 on a farm in Venango, Nebraska, 14-year-old Brandenn Bremmer -- Gifted and promising -- held a .22 caliber varmint rifle to his head and pulled the trigger. He didn't die immediately. When his parents found him he was still breathing. Brandenn's body was airlifted to Denver, Colorado where his organs were harvested over the next two days.

Lucky in Harlem

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When we moved to New York twenty years ago from Nebraska -- after first deferring through Washington, D.C. for a year -- we rented a giant, three axle, Ryder truck for the price of a van -- they were out of vans when we arrived with our prepaid reservation -- and we motored into the muggy urban core of the Big Apple by driving down the wrong way of a one way sliver of Riverside Drive near Columbia University in the repressive heat of a mid-August afternoon.
It is not enough today to "do your best" or to "try" or to "make a go of it" because all those phrases indicate you did not set out what you intended to accomplish. In America, "trying" has unfortunately replaced "getting it done" for many of our young people and that is a frightening watershed event in the marking moments of our history as a nation.
No blog that tries to address issues in the urban core can let Martin Luther King, Jr. Day pass without a deliberate salute to a man who dedicated his life to improving keystone images in an Urban Semiotic.

Martin Luther King, Jr.


Other than a keyboard, the "most touched" piece of your computer is your mouse and having the right external mouse has been a lifelong mission of mine. I believe I have found the best mouse so far in the Logitech MX1000 Laser Cordless mouse and the price was around $60.00 USD.

 Logitech MX 1000 Mouse 

The Awful Blogs

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This isn't another Mr. Grumpy Goes Blogging entry -- this is a call out to all the sane minds of the world as we witness the decline of blogging before our eyes. Have you noticed over the last couple of months the writing quality of newer blogs is awful?

Is this a new phenomenon or have most blogs always been a horrible read peppered with bad grammar, atrocious spelling, poor sentence structure and a lack of a clearly structured argument augmented with verifiable facts and creative logic?

I realize 70,000 new blogs a day begs a certain inbred lack of quality and content, but the blogs I am trying to read are illegible. If you can recommend a few new blogs promoting a fine writing effort with fresh posts and comments published every day, please let me know where I can find them. If you want to identify one of "The Awful Blogs" for us to visit, we'd love to mark the record on that front, too!

Drawing the Week

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Beyond the dreadful Alito hearings, the week was a laugh riot: America was reconfigured in the guise of an elephant; Tom Delay was Ding Donged; Ye Olde Boys Club proves why none of these Supreme Court appointments matter in the power structure of Washington and that's why the Senators go limp against going strong for a confrontation and, finally; When Ted Met Arlen was good for some dramatic entertainment and tension release from the circus that has become Washington politicking:
 The New America

Ten Young Crushes

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Previously, in Ten Women in Ten Minutes, I provided a list of women I currently find aesthetically amazing. Today I present ten nationally known women I grew up adoring from afar. I chose the image you see below that best match my memory of the crush. I realize there isn't much racial or ethnic diversity here, but television and the movies were not terribly integrated in the 1970's and 80's. Let's make it perfectly clear these fine women were not masturbation fodder because that is an entirely different list! 

Why I Hate Internet Explorer

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We all hate Internet Explorer 6.0 as a web browser because it is slow and clunky and unfriendly. Unfortunately, most of the world uses Internet Explorer because it is bundled for free with Windows and so we, as content providers, must deal with that horrible fact of how we are experienced throughout the world. 
As President of The United Stage, one of the joys of my job is to support both foundling and professional Playwrights who wish to direct their own plays. 

United Stage Logo

As an online United Stage feature, we offer any Playwright the ability to upload plays for others to read and for everyone to download new plays from Playwrights you might not yet know. I invite you today to go to the United Stage Plays Download Site to discover the new work of some outstanding Playwrights across the world. Our latest Playwright offering is from "Churyahin." Churyahin is a Russian Playwright born into a military prosecutor's family (Novosibirsk, 1955) who graduated from the Institute of Nonferrous Metals and Gold (Krasnoyarsk, 1977) and earned an approved a doctorial dissertation (Novosibirsk, 1983). Churyahin currently works as a lecturing professor in the area of mathematical modeling at the Siberian Aerospace University (Krasnoyarsk).

California Born and Oranges Bred

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[Editorial Note: Blogging is a textual medium and you cannot easily read facial expression, vocal tone or body language and that can mean a lot of fun and frolicking intent can be lost. We want to make it clear how much we love all California people -- especially those who move to that great state -- and we mostly like those who were born into her soil and not transplanted. With that disclaimer out of the way, let the flaying begin!]

California born folks have to put up with a lot of kidding from the rest of the world that may try to label their "California style" of living flakey or "not there" as Gertrude Stein wrote in 1937 when she visited her hometown of Oakland and wrote in Everybody's Autobiography:

What was the use of my having come from Oakland it was not natural to have come from there yes write about it if I like or anything if I like but not there, there is no there there.

Run Away From Good People

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When a person says to you without provocation, "I am a good person" that is your cue to politely excuse yourself from the room and run hard in the opposite direction because you are about to get scammed or harangued or lectured.

Double Billing for Bandwidth

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If the traditional phone companies have their say you will be soon be paying twice for optimized broadband content. You first pay for a high speed connection and then you'll be forced to pay additional tiered fees the phone companies hope to charge your content providers like Movielink and Google and Vonage and Game Servers to deliver uninterrupted multimedia broadcast content to you. 

Uninterrupted" or "streaming" content is the key here. Unlike email and instant messages, high quality content demands a data stream be strong and open and continued 00 it doesn't work well in spurts. Here's how The Wall Street Journal reported the issue last week:

The phone companies envision a system whereby Internet companies would agree to pay a fee for their content to receive priority treatment as it moves across increasingly crowded networks. Those that don't pay the fee would find their transactions with Internet users -- for games, movies and software downloads, for example -- moving across networks at the normal but comparatively slower pace. Consumers could benefit through faster access to content from companies that agree to pay the fees.

Where Frosting Belongs

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While I do not want to re-ignite the firestorm we had here recently over Toast or Hillbillies or Coffee, I do feel it is necessary to make it clear frosting always belongs on cookies and never on cakes or cake-ish subcultures like cupcakes. Thank you.

Men and Kindness

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One lesson young women know, but can never quite learn, is how many young men misunderstand kindness from a woman as affection. The difference between kindness and affection are bright and clear. Kindness is what you should extend to every person. Affection is reserved for intimate reciprocal relationships where the affection expressed is given and not demanded. Young men are anxious to connect to young women. 

Fear Factor and Fake Breasts

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With the recent re-rising of my Boob Jobs article, I am ready to share with you a secret for betting on the success of competitors on NBC's Fear Factor television show.Fear Factor Psycho House

100 percent of the time women with gigantic fake breasts are unable to successfully complete any cold water challenge. 100 percent of the time the reason they give for not being able to handle the cold water is "I couldn't breathe; I couldn't catch my breath."

The reason they couldn't breathe in cold water is their body could not heat up all that fake boob gel fast enough and so the giant fake boobs become heavy ice-packs embedded under the skin while directly sitting on muscle and bone millimeters away from the lungs.

It's hard to catch your breath -- let alone swim under water -- with 12 pounds of ice pressing into your chest!
Do you have a tattoo? If yes, why did you decide to get your first tattoo and how many do you have now? Are they all in color or are most of them black and grey? Are you desecrating your body with tattoos or are you celebrating it instead? If you don't have a tattoo why have you decided against forever marking your skin? 

House of Wax Review

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I watched House of Wax on Pay-Per-View the other night and it was strangely satisfying!

House of Wax

One of the most overlooked vital pieces of setting up a good computer experience is getting the right sound system to compliment your multimedia experience. I am a laptop user and many think getting good sound out of such a small embedded subsystem is not possible, but the Logitech Z-2300 2.1 THX-Certified Sound System proves delicate and thundering sound can be had in an instant for around $90.

Logitech Z-2300 THX Speaker System


The great Canadian singer and songwriter Joni Mitchell wrote a powerful song in 1969 when she was 26 years old called The Fiddle and the Drum. Joni wrote the song as a concerned friend of the United States and now, nearly forty years later, her words still ring and sting with a righteous vengeance as exampled in this pointed excerpt:

You say I have turned Like the enemies you've earned
But I can remember
All the good things you are
And so I ask you please
Can I help you find the peace and the star
Oh, my friend What time is this
To trade the handshake for the fist
And so once again
Oh, America my friend
And so once again
You are fighting us all
And when we ask you why
You raise your sticks and cry and we fall
Oh, my friend
How did you come
To trade the fiddle for the drum
The magic of Mitchell's music is how it can bend time and force remembrance. And so once again we are all transfixed as she pulls the lessons of 1969 forward under our noses in 2006. And so once again we are all left wondering how we came to give up our love of the sound of the fiddle after harvest in exchange for the booming drum of war beating across nations far from our fields at home.

When a President Lies

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When a President lies the country corrupts: Nixon and Bush Are the Nixon lies the same as the Bush lies? Or is one worse than the other?
Give me ten minutes to chat with these ten women in person and I guarantee we will be lifelong friends forever because their aesthetic spirit is strong and striking:

Natalie Portman and Alanis Morissette

 Natalie PortmanAlanis Morissette

A new education research report, "Unknown" Students on College Campuses, examines applications data collected from three private colleges in California between 1991 and 2001. The study reveals a trend where some White students claimed their Race was "Unknown" in order to trick the applications process into believing they were minority students.

Affording Cheap Shoes

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When I was a graduate student at Columbia University in the City of New York, my friend and mentor Howard Stein said this to me: "David, you don't have any money; you can't afford cheap shoes."

He was right and I have abided that sage advice ever since.

It is better to buy quality once at a higher price than to keep paying a cheaper price more often for a product of lesser quality because, in the end, cheap shoes are more expensive.

Right to Reproduce

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Is having children a societal right or does it go beyond society and into the realm of sacrosanct individual choice that owes no explanation or responsibility to anyone else? Do children belong to their parents or to society?

Should the severely mentally disabled be allowed to have children if they cannot afford to pay for their upbringing or even understand what it means to be a parent? Does sexual drive always triumph over intellect? Should there be a means test before the abject poor are allowed to reproduce? Is it a selfish burden on all of society to bring a child into being if there are no established familial resources to support the child's well-being? Should the professionally diagnosed mentally ill be allowed to reproduce?

Or are the psychological problems of the parents only needlessly compounded within the offspring? If a killer is found guilty of a court of law, should that murderer lose the freedom to reproduce because the irony taking a life only to give a life later is too bitter for society to bear? Should there be an age limit on having children in order to better promise the unborn child a more responsible and vibrant parent? No one under 21 would be allowed to have children and no one over 40 would be allowed to have children, either.

Miracle Miscommunication

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The deaths of 12 miners in Sago, West Virginia is no less a communication tragedy than the deaths of two Jersey City Police Officers who were killed in the line of duty after plunging off the edge of an open bridge last week.

A Year Under the Gun

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Yesterday, the Jersey Journal reported this in one article:

There were 50 homicides in Hudson County in 2005, the most since 1989. Thirty-nine of those homicides happened in Jersey City -- the highest city total since 1982.

ThinkPad T43p 2668 Q2U Review

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I have been the ecstatic owner of five IBM ThinkPads over the course of my life -- the famous and beloved 701 Butterfly, a T21, a T23, a T41p and now, the absolutely greatest and the latest -- and now openly branded as Lenovo -- the IBM ThinkPad T43p 2668-Q2U!
IBM ThinkPad T34p 2668-Q2U

A Tale of Two Wonkas

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I was finally able to see the new Willy Wonka movie starring Johnny Depp and I was incredibly disappointed. Johnny Depp is no Gene Wilder and Tim Burton is no Mel Stuart. Johnny Depp's Willy Wonka is a trans-gender, Carol Channing-like, homoerotic child-lover whereas Wilder's Wonka was touching and human and funny and delightful. Depp's Wonka lusted after childhood while Wilder's Wonka found the wonderful in children. Burton's movie is dark and evil. Stuart's movie is bright and dream-like. The songs, acting and script are better in the Wilder version. The Depp version is maudlin and modern and if you've seen Wilder's original you will only be disappointed in the pale remake.

Dick Clark Human Speech

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I am still undecided if Dick Clark's return to television on New Year's Eve was exploitive, sad or brave. It was probably a mix of all three but that's a coward's analysis so I will pick a vein and rip it open. 

Best Cleaning Job

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Do men or women better clean a house? When I clean the bathroom it takes ten minutes and I think it looks great! When my wife cleans the bathroom it takes several hours and it looks spectacular! I believe we both do an outstanding job; my beloved wife, however, believes "her way" is the only way and when I ask her to teach me her cleaning secrets she says, "I shouldn't have to tell you" to which I then reply, "I guess you'll have to live with my great 10 minute cleaning job"; that comment results her not speaking to me for the next several hours. Frankly, I think she's jealous I can do in 10 minutes what takes her 18 times longer to accomplish!

Revolutionary Troublemakers

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As we start the New Year, let's celebrate where we came from in history by honoring those magnificent troublemakers who still temper our lives today: Revolutionary Troublemakers Have a great New Year!

Cultural Revulsion

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The 2006 midterm elections are our nearest hope for relief from the constrictive conservative religious agenda that is wrenching our freedoms against us and returning us to a time when things were perceived as better and morally old-fashioned.

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