May 2007 Archives

Michel Foucault is one of those certain talents where a quirky mix of genius, talent and savantism all congeal in the mind of one person to shed the powerful glow of meaning and context on the rest of us One of Foucault's passions in life was his love of words and his research into the power of labels.
Is there a little Rain Man in all of us? Do we all have a salting of the genius savant with a peppering of madness lurking within us?

The Agent and the Script

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When I was but a wee lad at Columbia University in the City of New York as a freshly married, newly-out-of-college, first year graduate student studying theatre -- I was pleased when a "Big Name" agent from a "Bigger Name" international talent agency came to one of the plays I wrote and wanted to "take a meeting" with me about representation. You live for moments like that in the hard life of the theatre.

The Overused Hero

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It is Memorial Day in America. Today we mourn and celebrate the lives lost in war while in service to our country. The word "Hero" has become overused in our colloquial culture. Teachers who help poor children learn are not heroes. Fathers are not heroes to daughters. A person pulled from a burning building was not saved by a hero. A Hero has a specific meaning and -- I argue today of all days -- a true Hero is a soldier who donates a bit of their body fighting on foreign soil. Some leave a leg. Some leave an arm. Others leave their hearts.

America is broken. The Republicans and Democrats have failed us. We, the cogent, The Independent Few, demand a better choice, a more thorough thinking -- we require another choice -- we demand a Third Party! Ross Perot, Michael Bloomberg and Ralph Nader need not apply.

Kathakali Chatterjee wrote this article.

How is higher education in United States going to look like a decade from now? The educational system is going to face some radical changes as any other profit or non profit sector with this rapid collapsing of the global boundary would -- what are the main issues that need the most attention?

All performers are broken in some unique, profound, way. They seek to heal their broken minds and bodies by becoming someone else and by believing in something other than their own misery.

 

Kathakali Chatterjee wrote this article.

I grew up in India reading Tintin. If you are a die hard fan of Tintin like me, you probably started scratching your head -- when on earth "Tintin" was in India? He wasn't. The closest Tintin came to India was Tibet but I was still able to find him!

Alright, I confess. I love the Seventies. The post-Vietnam 1970's formed me as a person and provided an aesthetic sense and a moral core.

If you are reading this I know you are an email addict. You live for the ping. You crave the pop-up notification. Your hands sweat just a little as you open a waiting communique. How often do you check for new email?

Every day? Twice a day? Every hour? Every five minutes?

I have friends at Microsoft who -- a decade ago before it was fashionable to be "always on" and "forever in touch" -- set their email program to check for new mail messages every sixty seconds. That behavior was disturbing then -- and quaint now.

My how time and tide have changed! Those who own BlackBerry devices have "real time" email where your BlackBerry tickles -- and gets tickled back -- checking for new messages all day every day every second of the day: The instant new mail arrives you are notified.

How many email accounts do you regularly check a day? I am currently using 15 separate email accounts.

My previous high a few years ago was 25. I manage all my accounts online via Google Apps for Your Domain Premier Edition: a 10 gig email store is an addict's syringe! Do you use an email program to download your mail or do you strictly use a web interface to interact with your email?
To live is to remember. To die is to decay in emotion. We have become lost. We value inconsistent emotion over verifiable shared memory and the result of that dissolution of appropriate duty is the loss of cultural immortality as a cogent people.

Serving a Single Master

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Is it possible to serve a single master? Or, are we bound to belong to many masters? Do our masters define us, or do we quantify our masters through our dedication? Do our talents master us?

Can we equally serve a spouse, children, a job and our talents? Or is there a dithering of importance between all our masters -- creating an unequal hierarchy we cannot control but must always loyally serve?
Do you read more blogs written by men or by women? Is there a difference in tone, seriousness and intent between a blog written by a woman or a man? Do men tend to read more blogs written by men -- and women read more women blogs -- or is the quality of the blog, and not the gender of the author, the driving force for entertainment and learning?
A city loses its innocence in increments -- not in batches. I was alarmed to learn my hometown -- Lincoln, Nebraska -- recently had an incremental loss of its innocence blared in headlines and broadcast in frightened feelings. The incident happened between two strangers caught in the February chill on a Lincoln Public Schools bus. The city was irrevocably changed.


Kathakali Chatterjee wrote this article.

"C" as in "Cat." That's how I was introduced to the English alphabet when I was a kid living in India: Two curious glittering eyes protruding from a bundle of fur had a whole new meaning for me! But I am sure, it is going to change as "C" as in "College" pretty soon - with a picturesque, bright, "come hither" image of a prestigious ivy league institution, along with a promise of making a dream come true. 
I love the Beatles. Their songs have informed the joys and the sorrows across the arc of my life. One of the best Beatles songs is "Hey Jude" -- written for Julian Lennon by Paul McCartney upon the dissolution of John Lennon's first marriage -- and I have always wondered about the meaning of a particular bit of lyric in that song.


Bathing and Showering

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In the old American West, the Saturday night bath was a ritual women, children and cowboys all enjoyed. They'd fill up a metal tub with warm water and take a bath in the order of least dirty to filthiest because each bather used the same bathwater as the person before them. Are you a bath person?

Healthcare in the United States is broken. We have no Universal Healthcare Coverage. Even if you do have insurance that doesn't mean you're covered for what ails you. I have discovered you stand a better chance getting your body ethically healed if you have a virus or a heart problem or a bulging hernia -- but if what ails you is a broken tooth or aching gums -- the chances of you paying big money out-of-pocket, in addition to your 100% coverage, is the smiling monster looming in the gloaming of Unethical American Dentistry.

Til Sick Days Do Us Part

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This week I have been dealing with my mortality. Is being in good health an inalienable right or not? I found it pressing to learn in America many people are not allowed paid Sick Days even if they are full time employees. If you get sick on the job, you go to the job and you do the job.

The reality, for a surprising percentage of the U.S. population, is more like the 19th century. Nearly half of all full-time private sector workers in the U.S. get no paid sick days. None. If one of those workers woke up with excruciating pains in his or her chest and had to be rushed to a hospital -- well, no pay for that day.

For many of these workers, the cost of an illness could be the loss of their job. The situation is ridiculous for those in the lowest quarter of U.S. wage earners. Nearly 80 percent of those workers -- the very ones who can least afford to lose a day's pay -- get no paid sick days at all.
Jerry Falwell is dead. He was 73. Was he a good man? A tolerant man? A loving man of God? Or did Jerry Falwell preach hatred in the guise of love? Was he a creator of hurt? Did Falwell dedicate his life to punishing those he believed did not follow in God's light or did he welcome them in from the cold shadows? Do men like the reverend Jerry Falwell find Heaven in the end? How do we know? Where is our proof beyond the faith of belief? Do all deeds matter in the defense of moral duty? Are we better off with Jerry Falwell in the world of the dead or not? What is Jerry Falwell's international human legacy and what warnings must we take from his life in his death?

Learning Left Handed

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There are few people in the world who are truly ambidextrous -- my grandfather was one of them -- I am not one. After Falling Down the Stairs and injuring my right hand, I was forced to find a new way to grab and hold things using my non-dominant left hand.

Yesterday I fell down the stairs. I think I was trying to jump down the last two stairs -- but I instead miscalculated weight in space and time and wrenched when I should have twisted -- I don't remember much of anything except slowly becoming aware I bellyflopped flat on the floor.

There is no graceful way to perform such a trick except to try not to groan or cry when you finally come to a stop. The hardest part about stopping is the picking yourself up off the floor part.

After you land in slow motion -- first on your shoulder as your slam into the hallway corner, then your wrist, fist clasping house keys, and then your knees, each in turn -- you quickly realize how falls kill the elderly with malice.

I'm glad I was able to avoid slamming my head into the marble floor. If I were 20 years older I'm not sure I would have been strong enough to avoid head-meeting-floor.

The results were immediate. Bruised right shoulder. Both knees bloodied. Aching wrist. Two fingertips crushed between the metal keys they were holding in my fist and the hard floor. I'm typing this with my nose.

The day after is worse than the day of -- because everything has time to condense and expand and throb and wiggle and stiffen -- and so I sit here wondering if you have ever done something so stupid that you and only you are to blame for your own physical misfortune?

Please share your pain in all its gory detail -- my nose could use a break from typing...

Happy Mothers Day!

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Happy Mother's Day! Are you planning on honoring your mother today? Are you still connected to your mother or has that tether been severed? As promised yesterday in my article -- How FTD Ruined Mother's Day -- here are the flowers that were picked and paid for, then never delivered or sniffed:

I hope you enjoy your day!

White Lies Beneath

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Kathakali Chatterjee wrote this article.

How white are your lies? Do you ever tell any? 
Janna and I learned a hard lesson yesterday: FTD Ruined Mother's Day!

Incompetence has many feral fathers and its talent for boorishness is born in a variety of floral colors and indigent mothers -- but when it comes to ruining Mother's Day tomorrow -- FTD barely edges out the DHL delivery service for the ultimate "I poop on you!" grand prize.

Janna and I ordered a lovely $60.00 USD bouquet for Janna's mom in Iowa from the online flower powerhouse FTD -- I'll show you the flowers here virtually tomorrow since that's the only way they're ever going to be delivered anywhere -- and we were incredibly disappointed to learn yesterday the flowers would not be delivered as promised. 
Because of the luck of the land, there are people in our world who are born into, live, and die in places with little water and less food. It is the children who suffer the most from malnutrition and the hardest thing in healing them is, ironically, getting them to eat when food is available. 
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10,000 years ago agriculture was invented and in the midst of its successful evolution, the world was ruined because the fruit of the land -- the wealth of our health -- was held in a few hands instead of everyone's.
I thought the whole reason we are slogging through the war in Iraq is to keep the Terrorists "there" and not "here?" That, at least, is the war drum President Bush has been beating and still beats. In a 2003 interview -- published on the White House website -- Bush makes it clear the Terrorists will remain "over there" as long as we stay there engaging them in Iraq (emphasis added):

Q: Well, what about the suggestion from your critics that while you won the war, the peace is being bungled? THE PRESIDENT: They're wrong. We're making great progress in Iraq. We've got a pretty steep hill to climb. After all, one, we're facing a bunch of terrorists who can't stand freedom. These thugs were in power for awhile, and now they're not going to be in power anymore, and they don't like it. And they're willing to kill innocent people. Their terrorist activities -- we'd rather fight them there than here.

We all love The Google. You know I especially love Google Apps for Your Domain and that includes the new for-pay Premier Edition where Boles University ™ lives and never dies!

Laughter is a great salve against the pain within and threats from the outside in -- but laughter can be hard to effectively communicate in a text form -- so, to assist you in the release of antigens against the toxins, I have created: The Universal Guide for Textual Laughing

The Uglier One

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Ugly is everywhere. Some of it is visual. Most of it is internal. None of it is ever hidden.

A lot of it used to be punished via Ugly Laws. Some of the best Ugly Advice I was ever given came to me as a youngster in the form of punches to my face from a crew-cut boy two years older than me -- but in my same fifth grade class. His name was Alex.

He was a bully. He wore a perpetual scowl.

He outweighed most of us in class by 75 pounds.

Everyone hated him.

Everyone admired his giant fists and punching power.

He was a brute in a boy's body.

He was a boulder that gathered moss.

While the rest of us wore mop-top bowl haircuts, Alex waxed the ends of his crew cut and shaved the base of his neck every morning.

Alex imparted his reality to me in a flurry of blows to my face after I had taken the advice of my mother's boyfriend to "stand up to a bully and fight him on your own turf!"
Stephen Hawking provides us with the Semiotic Definition of Joy:
To escape the body To embolden the spirit To live anew again

Can laughter be aggressive and hostile? Have you ever met someone who "over-laughs" at something that wasn't particularly funny?

Is it possible that someone who laughs inappropriately is actually using their laughter as an obnoxious form of attention-getting or bitter tension release? Is laughter a socially acceptable way of venting rage and shyness for those who are incapable of the direct expression of proper emotion?

What is the correct way to handle these laughers? Do you confront them by saying, "That's not funny." Or do you stab deeper and say, "I understand you're nervous, but laughing isn't the right response." Or do you just ignore the behavior and try to move away from the subject?
Do you read news and blogs on the web via an RSS client? If yes, what RSS reader do you use?

I use Google Reader to watch my information because it is easy to use, it integrates with my iGoogle start page really well, and it beats the pants off every other RSS reader I've tried and I've tried them all. Which sites do you read every day?

How many articles do you read per week? Do you share with others what you find? We know Google follows our Web History and knows our Search Wants -- but are you aware if you use Google Reader you are also able to see how Google tracks your RSS trends? 
The New York Times reported this week you can serve jail time in California via a "Pay to Stay Upgrade" if you have enough money and if your crime is relatively minor. Convicted drunk drivers are welcome. For $82.00 USD a day you can buy a private room in a "jail facility" with a regular door and the "right to bring an iPod or computer or cellphone:"


Are you aware in the early-to-mid 1900's it was illegal to be "found ugly" on the streets of some mainstream American cities like Chicago, Illinois (Chicago Municipal Code, sec. 36034) and Omaha, Nebraska (Unsightly Beggar Ordinance Nebraska Municipal Code of 1941, sec. 25) and Columbus, Ohio (General Offense Code, sec. 2387.04)? Your punishment for being caught public ranged from incarceration to fines of up to $50.00 USD for each ugly offense.

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