My Kingdom for a Kindle or Two or Six!

I know about the post-December 25th waiting period because only hours after having my Kindle in hand, my beloved Janna borrowed it from me -- grabbed it out of my hands, actually -- and sat down and started reading and then demanded her own Kindle if I ever wanted mine back.

We went right on Amazon and ordered Janna her own Kindle because I wanted mine back. Here is evidence of the "Christmas is Ruined" backorder heartbreak with no sign or time of future happiness indicated:

I've read at least three other blog stories written by men telling how the women in their lives had thefted their Kindles from them and we were all shocked as men to learn this merely because our beloveds never really took an active interest -- other than the required disinterested nod our way -- in our gadget fun and our required dreaming of electronic sheep.

Why now? Why are the better gender now bending down in front of the Web 2.0 altar to demand a Kindle? What is it about the form and the lusciousness of the Kindle that drives them to pry them from our sweaty paws?

The reason, I have discovered, is simple: The Kindle -- unlike most gadgety-techie things we covet -- is smaller than it looks in print, it's prettier than it looks online and it works on an intuitive level that few devices -- not even the iPhone -- can begin to match. If you know how to operate a book, you know how to operate a Kindle. That is a tremendous design success. You no longer have to worry about illegible text or font size.

You can read the crisp screen at will and you can change the font to suit your reading wants. There are no pages in a Kindle. You have "locations" instead. Pages are tied to hardcopy. "Locations" allow you to change the font size and make your books "smaller" or "larger" in size and in the number of locations. How long is a book?

As long as it needs to be. The first thing Janna did when she borrowed my Kindle -- stole, really -- was to touch the screen. She's an iPhone-er so that was a natural assumption that you would touch to act, but you don't really want fingerprints all over everything you're trying to read so I hope no eReader will ever have a touch screen.

Look at the filthy mess the iPhones make with all their finger-touching greasy residue! Who wants to read through that ick? When Janna learned Kindle works on a menu system with a mercury-looking roller-scoller, she nodded, and started scrolling and clicking and buying books from Amazon before I could show her how to buy a book on Amazon.

One great thing Amazon did with Kindle -- but that few people sadly realize -- is you can share non-subscription content with up to six other Kindles that you register with a single Amazon.com account. Here's how Amazon support explains it:

The licenses associated with books and other non-subscription content purchased from the Kindle Store allow you to download and view (at the same time) each item from up to 6 different Kindles registered to the Amazon.com account from which the original purchase was made. Subscription items can only be downloaded to one Kindle.

If you register a new Kindle to your Amazon.com account, you'll be able to use the Content Manager or Your Media Library on Amazon.com to download content you've purchased from that account. You will not be able to view content on a Kindle that is not registered to the Amazon.com account from which the original purchase was made. You cannot share books you purchase with other Kindles that are not associated with your account.

That is really tremendous news because -- other than your magazine, blog and newspaper subscriptions -- your entire family can share your "Kindle Library" and I can show you how that management works on Amazon even though Janna's Kindle hasn't been delivered yet. See Janna's Kindle next to mine?

We can start packing it with content even though it hasn't been made. You can create an email address for your Kindle so you can send documents and PDF files from your computer for reading:

Don't worry about having the wrong people pack your Kindle with documents you don't want. You have to set up a Whitelist of email addresses you will allow to send things to your Kindle:

Your subscription to magazines, newspapers and blogs are located in a separate area. You can put each subscription on a different credit card. You can have subscriptions sent to specific Kindles you manage.

Each magazine and newspaper comes with a free two week preview so you can decide if you want to buy a monthly subscription or not. I can read all my blogs -- with comments -- just fine via the Kindle web browser for free so I'm not sure why one would purchase access to read a blog on a Kindle and lose comments.

This Urban Semiotic blog renders flawlessly on the Kindle, my TypePad WordPunk blog less so, my Blogger Boles University blog looks pretty good while my Celebrity Semiotic blog looks downright clunky.

Every book you buy is listed in your Kindle management interface:

You can also see if your purchases have been delivered or are delayed:

All of your Kindle content is "stored" in your Media Library:

Here, in your Media Library, you can resend your texts to new or additional Kindles and you can also back up your library to your personal computer.

Your library becomes virtualized and it now forever resides on the Amazon.com servers unless and until you want to download them. Once you buy a text -- it is yours forever. You do not have to repurchase your books to resend them later.

If you are an author and you would like to have your books available on Kindle for purchase, you login to the Digital Text Platform located at http://dtp.amazon.com and start the process of uploading and identifying your books for purchase. Amazon.com takes 65 percent of your price and you get 35 percent.

There are a lot of "authors" out there screaming at the 65 percent cut Amazon takes on your book and for those of us who know, we laugh, because we know those who complain are not published authors. Many professional authors are accustomed to getting a 10 percent royalty while the hardcopy publisher takes 90 percent.

Getting a 35 percent author cut is a gift, not a robbery. Here are some of the "books" I've uploaded for Kindle purchase -- just do a search for "David W Boles" in the Kindle store and you will see them available for download. You can also buy these directly online in PDF format at Boles Books Writing and Publishing for a bit more if you are so inclined.

Getting a book "Kindle-ized" for sale is easy. You enter the product details:

Then you upload the book file in DOC or PDF or HTML format:

Finally, you enter your price point and save it all and you're done! In 12 hours your book goes live and in three days or so your books is fully indexed in the Amazon system.

You do not need an ISBN number to upload your book. Amazon will auto-create an ASIN code for your books and that's enough to get sold.

Can you imagine how great the Kindle would be in the classroom? One could wirelessly direct papers, books and assignments directly to the Kindle during a lecture. The future of the Kindle is hot and bright.

The fact Amazon can't keep a Kindle in stock for longer than a few hours is telling -- there's a great pent up consumer frustration and demand to move beyond a held book and a computer for the want to move into the realm of an easy-to-handle and manage device that makes reading a quick and invisible experience.

The killer feature of the Kindle is Whispernet -- the wireless delivery system from Sprint built into the Kindle. The service is free -- that's why the $400.00USD price tag is so high -- but its benefits are your Kindle is "connected" in a two-way communicative fashion 24/7 and the promise of what you can do with that kind of connectivity is astonishing. You buy a book and in under a minute it is "delivered" live and seamlessly to your Kindle.

Kindle is the future of publishing because it makes reading fun again. If you are a voracious reader like I am, you can juggle between eight books or more with a few finger flicks without needing to manage those eight books lined up in different spaces all across your desktop. If you are a speed reader like I am, you can scan through a virtual "page" of text faster than you can turn a real page.

Every new book we buy from this moment forward is in Kindle format only and the time to make the sea change in your reading habits is right now while you can rebuild your current library on the cheap.

When hardcopy books die, do you think the price of a book will die down as well? No way! Instead of the 50-60 percent discount you now get on a Kindle book over a traditional hardcopy book you will soon discover the new eBook price becomes the old bound price. You may swear off electronic books now -- but soon you won't have a chance to buy paper because publishers are only going to give you an eBook.

Why waste time and trees when you can instant-publish a book and have it delivered in less than 60 seconds via Whispernet? There is no nobility in publishing. Books are about making money and if you can increase your profit margin by forsaking paper and binding for bits and bytes, you're going to do it as soon as you can press people into the virtual realm and then cutting off their backward access to the traditional ink over eInk.

I want to leave you with a final thought on the veracity and usability indexes of product reviewers. As an active consumer in the marketplace, please beware of what you read and you should always question who is writing a review and why they are doing it and you should always sniff out what vested interested they have or do not have in the publication of the review.

I bought my Kindle with my own money and we will do the same with Janna's Kindle. That's $800.00USD spent just for the reading devices and there's no link in this review to Amazon to buy a Kindle. I won't tell you how much money we've spent over the past few days in a buying frenzy of 40 books... so far... but the point I want to make is this: We are not major reviewers who get free or borrowed Kindles for review and then sell Kindle advertising or Amazon Wish Lists in the sidebar of this blog.

We are real people spending our own money and here's why that should matter to you... I am reminded of a former graduate school professor of mine at Columbia University who was a publisher in the theatre book business and he just hated the fact all the major Broadway shows in New York City provided free tickets to all students in the program.

As a publisher, he was offended that a $200.00USD ticket was being given away for free and these "student reviewers" would sit there in the audience and make haughty judgments and pronouncements about what was and was not good theatre while never wondering about how the paying audience felt about the same experience.

My professor felt that was not a realistic experience in that if nothing was wagered -- the price of the ticket -- nothing was earned: An honest experience in the theatre where you were vested as an interested party in the outcome of the performance. If you spent your hard-earned money on a theatre ticket -- even $3.00USD instead of $200.00USD -- you had a stake in making the show work.

It was important to you if the show was pleasing or not. You started out as a member of the audience hoping for the best, praying for a winner and wanting your evening to turn out right and to not be wasted. That, to me, is the secret of the validity of a review online you can trust and believe: Are these tech reviewers personally interested in the product or not? Are they disinvested in the process or not?

Do they feel free to slam a product because they did not make a personal choice to spend their private money or not? The difference in reviewing honesty is clear: Indifference vs. Hope. "I want it to work, here's my money" is much more powerful for you as a discerning reader than, "Maybe I'll like it or not -- impress me for free."

We buy our Kindles. We own this review. We stand by our well-spent money.