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    <title>Can Mere Mortals Predict Miracles?</title>
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    <published>2008-05-13T11:32:19Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-13T12:07:43Z</updated>

    <summary>Is it possible for mere mortals to predict Miracles?...</summary>
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        <name>David W. Boles</name>
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        <![CDATA[Is it possible for mere mortals to predict Miracles?<br /><br /> 

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        <![CDATA[Or are Miracles only designed, designated, and offered by the Gods unto the mortals?<br /><br />Can a Miracle ever be <a href="http://urbansemiotic.com/2007/05/11/a-miracle-in-peanut-butter-plumpy-nut/">technological and non-denominational</a>?<br /><br />Do Miracles require a request before being granted?&nbsp; If a request for a Miracle is never created, can one be provided anyway?<br /><br />Or are Miracles, by their very nature, unpredictable and randomized?<br /><br />Or are Miracles only invoked through prayer and pleading?<br /><br />When a person loses 100 pounds -- is that a Miracle?<br /><br />When babies are born to "barren" parents -- <a href="http://urbansemiotic.com/2007/12/14/apekind-arising/">aping the Virgin Birth</a> -- is that a Miracle of God or a Triumph Science?<br /><br />How soon will we be hearing "Miracle stories" out of <a href="http://urbansemiotic.com/2006/01/04/miracle-miscommunication/">Myanmar</a> and <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/05/13/AR2008051300484.html">Chendgu</a>?<br /><br />Why do we even need to assign "Miracle" status to pre-existing, indiscriminate, events -- what's in it for us? -- and are those "Miracles" imagined and invented or verifiable and provable using the scientific method?<br />]]>
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<entry>
    <title>Picking Your Own Democrat Vice President</title>
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    <published>2008-05-12T12:00:42Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-12T12:22:32Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[I had some great fun over the weekend picking my own Democrat Vice President online by answering a variety of qualifying questions.&nbsp; Here are the first few choices I made:...]]></summary>
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        <name>David W. Boles</name>
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        <![CDATA[I had some great fun over the weekend <a href="http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2008/05/08/veepstakes_obama/index.html">picking my own Democrat Vice President online</a> by answering a variety of qualifying questions.&nbsp; Here are the first few choices I made:<br /><br />

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        <![CDATA[When you're doing picking your preferences -- most of my choices were "doesn't matter" -- I was pleased to find my main man for Vice President was: Gen. Colin Powell... followed by Senator Jim Webb and Gen. Wesley Clark.&nbsp; <br /><br />

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<br /><br />Each of them is a good choice for the restoration of "<a href="http://urbansemiotic.com/2007/03/09/abandoning-kitchen-door-values/">Kitchen Door</a>" values. <br /><br />When you're finished seeing your results, you can turn to the next page to see how your choices lined up with other online VP-nose-pickers:<br /><br />


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<br />Late money is being bet on Ohio Gov. Ted Strickland as Obama's VP pick, but I don't think a popular governor is the right move -- even if he helps deliver a single, purple, state. <br /><br />Obama needs to cover his military backside nationwide by picking a General like Powell or Clark or a war hero like Jim Webb... or even <a href="http://urbansemiotic.com/2007/03/10/president-chuck-hagel/">Chuck Hagel</a>.<br /><br />Here's where Hillary stood in the popularity poll when I made my picks: <br /><br /><br />


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<br />If you had to pick a Democrat Vice President, who would you want and why?<br />]]>
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    <title>Private ASL Tutoring via Online Chat</title>
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    <published>2008-05-09T11:51:10Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-10T18:34:51Z</updated>

    <summary>Janna and I are pleased to announce a couple of new features added to our American Sign Language HardcoreASL.com learning portal....</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<a href="http://bolesbooks.com/sweenie.html">Janna</a> and I are pleased to announce a couple of new features added to our American Sign Language <a href="http://hardcoreasl.com/classes.html">HardcoreASL.com</a> learning portal. <br /><br /> 

<div align="center"><img src="http://hardcoreasl.com/hardasl-new-498.png" /></div>]]>
        <![CDATA[We now, by public and necessary demand, offer <a href="http://hardcoreasl.com/consulting.html">American Sign Language fluency evaluations</a>.&nbsp; <br /><br />Colleges, universities, businesses and individuals can get evaluated for ASL proficiency to earn a job or to waive a foreign language requirement and -- because of the delights of the Internet -- we are able to offer this feature the world over.<br /><br />The second new feature is an expansion of our incredibly popular, in-person, New York City/Tri-State area -- ASL Private Tutoring Program -- into the Internet ether!&nbsp; <br /><br />We now provide <a href="http://hardcoreasl.com/tutoring.html">private ASL tutoring via online chat</a> using iChat and Skype!<br /><br />


    <p align="center"><a href="http://hardcoreasl.com/tutoring.html"><img src="http://hardcoreasl.com/ichat.png" alt="Picture Yourself Learning American Sign Language, Level 1" border="0" height="163" width="163" /></a><a href="http://hardcoreasl.com/consulting.html"><img src="http://hardcoreasl.com/skype.png" alt="Hand Jive Book Cover!" border="0" height="163" width="165" /></a></p>



If you want more information on our American Sign Language program, be sure to visit <a href="http://hardcoreasl.com/classes.html">HardcoreASL.com</a> and don't forget to click on the <a href="http://hardcoreasl.com/consulting.html">Consulting</a> and <a href="http://hardcoreasl.com/tutoring.html">Tutoring</a> links for updated information!]]>
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<entry>
    <title>CBCInnovis and Fair Isaac Think Janna is Dead</title>
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    <published>2008-05-08T11:56:35Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-08T12:36:46Z</updated>

    <summary>Yesterday, Janna was shocked and horrified to learn CBCInnovis and &quot;Fair Issac&quot; think she is deceased!...</summary>
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        <name>David W. Boles</name>
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        <![CDATA[Yesterday, Janna was shocked and horrified to learn CBCInnovis and "Fair Issac" think she is deceased!<br /><br /> 

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        <![CDATA[Just who -- or what! -- is this Fair Isaac person or thing/monstrosity-upon-humanity and how did he/it become so un-aptly named and hooked up with CBCInnovis?&nbsp; <br /><br />The <a href="http://urbansemiotic.com/2008/01/02/fighting-identity-theft-with-debix/">great Debix Identity Theft Protection Service</a> could not save us from the lie of Janna's premature death!<br /><br /><a href="http://bolesbooks.com/sweenie.html">Janna</a>, I assure you, is alive and well and glowering at me from across the room as I write this in seeking your help and experienced insight. <br /><br />It seems our bank uses a wacky, third-party -- non-"Big Three" -- credit reporting agency mysteriously called "CBCInnovis" and they use a "Fair Isaac" score to determine credit worthiness and, unfortunately, if that Big Ugly CBCInnovis un-Fair Isaac thinks you're dead, you aren't going to qualify for any loans.<br /><br />We feel like having CBCInnovis and Fair Isaac in your credit life is like having your doctor hand you a vial of poison and imploring you to drink it to feel better. <br /><br />Now the process becomes one of proving to CBCInnovis and Fair Isaac that Janna is un-dead.&nbsp; <br /><br />How does one indicate the obvious to a faceless -- but not nameless! -- data system that thinks otherwise?<br /><br />CBCInnovis won't let you talk to a live person to get the problem fixed.<br /><br />CBCInnovis won't let you go online and dispute the exaggerated reports of your death. <br /><br />You, as one of the premier "CBCInnovis Fair Isaac Dead," have to write a letter and demand, under the federal Fair Credit and Lending Act, that you are not really actually dead and that the record be corrected in your favor to reflect your really true living status.&nbsp; Riiiiiiiiight.<br /><br />How does a mess like this happen?<br /><br />Have you ever had to prove you are something others officially claim you are not... like being not deceased?<br /><br />You know this "proof of life" process is going to go on and on and on and on and no loans will be forthcoming any time soon.&nbsp; <br /><br />That is disappointing news and it makes you want to hunt down CBCInnovis and "Fair Isaac" and teach them a thing or three about the power of justice living well and doing hard time in clenched fists and then vigorously meeting doubting, pointy, chins that are more interested in funerals and graves than in giving the living a helping hand up.  <br />]]>
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<entry>
    <title>The Indian Premier League</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://urbansemiotic.com/2008/05/07/the-indian-premier-league/" />
    <id>tag:urbansemiotic.com,2008://2.2607</id>

    <published>2008-05-07T23:01:51Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-08T05:57:28Z</updated>

    <summary>Dananjay Anandan wrote this article.There&apos;s a new act in the circus and it&apos;s called the Indian Premier League....</summary>
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        <name>Dananjay Anandan</name>
        <uri>http://www.urbansemiotic.com</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<b>Dananjay Anandan wrote this article.</b><br /><br />There's a new act in the circus and it's <a href="http://www.iplt20.com/">called the Indian Premier League</a>.<br /><br />
<div align="center"><img src="http://boles.com/called/08/ipl.gif" /></div>]]>
        <![CDATA[The IPL was formed to concentrate cricketing action in the most lucrative market for the sport in the world today. Eight teams, each representing a region or urban center of India are competing in a tournament of Twenty20 cricket - a shorter prime-time-television-friendly version - across forty-five days and 
fifty-nine matches.<br /><br />Much like the NBA and the EPL, The IPL teams comprise of players from almost all the cricketing nations and are owned by either corporations or individuals.<br /><br />As
of now the tournament is well into its first season and is proving to
be all that it was promised to be: a successful investment for all its
stakeholders and the franchise owners, the sponsors, and the Board of
Control for Cricket in India.<br /><br />But there's also a very good chance that it may be successful in ways that it was never intended to.<br /><br />One
of the good things that might come out of this is that with players -
both seasoned and fresh - from different parts of the world coming
together, a fruitful exchange of knowledge and sharing of experiences
will ensue, that cannot but help raise the general standard of
international cricket - both in sportsmanship and the quality of the
competition.<br /><br />It may also break the unfortunate bond that the sport - in its international version - has developed with <a href="http://urbansemiotic.com/2008/02/18/a-boy-a-macaca-and-a-monkey-walk-into-a-bar">nationalism</a>.
The danger of a regression to regionalism may just be offset by the
simple fact that all teams have players not only from the regions they
represent and other countries but also from other regions of the
country. <br /><br />Until now, there hasn't been any substantial support for intra-national sporting competitions in India. The IPL, by putting petty rivalries out in the open within a sporting context, may just be successful in defusing it - much in the way that the India-Pakistan cricketing tradition managed to repair - even if partially - the damage done by decades of war and hate propaganda in the sub-continent.<br /><br />This is an entirely new phenomenon and anything can happen. But sport, like cinema and other arts, communicates in a universal language and given the way the IPL is structured, I have a feeling that it may, over time, just manage to do some real good.]]>
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<entry>
    <title>Time for Hillary to Go</title>
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    <published>2008-05-07T11:33:47Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-07T11:57:17Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[Enough already!&nbsp; Hillary:&nbsp; Get.&nbsp; Out!...]]></summary>
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        <name>David W. Boles</name>
        <uri>http://bolesblogs.com</uri>
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        <![CDATA[Enough already!&nbsp; Hillary:&nbsp; Get.&nbsp; Out!<br /><br /> 

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        <![CDATA[With a big Obama win in North Carolina, we all know it is time for Hillary to take down her ribbons and her pretty balloons and go home with some dignity and some party pride and let Obama alone take it to McCain and his <a href="http://urbansemiotic.com/2006/12/17/a-parade-of-the-grotesque-and-the-infinite-now/">gang of the grotesque</a>.<br /><br />

<div align="center"><img src="http://boles.com/called/08/go2.jpg" /><br /><br /></div>What's the point for her in continuing a contest that cannot be won?<br /><br />It is purely selfish for her to stay on to enhance her chances in 2012 instead of having some public grace -- and some private self-worth -- and pressing her sword into the ground instead of continuing to stab it into Barack's back.<br /><br />We do not want Hillary.&nbsp; <br /><br />We want her to move on without us.<br /><br />We do not want her as Obama's second.&nbsp; <br /><br />We want to cleave our future from the Clinton's past -- and, yes, Chelsea, getting questions on the campaign trail about <a href="http://urbansemiotic.com/2008/02/11/pimping-out-chelsea-clinton/">your father's sexual peccadilloes</a> in the White House as our President is, indeed, fair game for your questioning as your mother's surrogate because he put her, you, and our country, through an impeachment process that was unnecessary and wholly avoidable.&nbsp; If you get on the stump, be <a href="http://urbansemiotic.com/2008/01/14/rove-and-clinton-drums-of-racism-banging-obama/">prepared for your chopping</a>!  <br /><br />Moving forward, Barack must not bow down to Hillary to get her to leave.&nbsp; He must not give up his hope and his vision to satiate her threats to divide the party.&nbsp; <br /><br />We are finished with her, and we do not want or anyone associated with her tarnishing Obama's campaign with the sins of a dingy, old-Democrat, past.<br /><br />If you wonder why Obama has unspoken resonance and ethereal meaning beyond his generation and into the future -- you only need to look at the young eyes in this image.&nbsp; <br /><br />

<div align="center"><img src="http://boles.com/called/08/go3.jpg" /><br /><br /><div align="left">Their rapturous attention reveals everything about the man and his memeing.</div></div>]]>
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<entry>
    <title>The Covenants of Modern Faith</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://urbansemiotic.com/2008/05/06/the-covenants-of-modern-faith/" />
    <id>tag:urbansemiotic.com,2008://2.2614</id>

    <published>2008-05-06T13:09:35Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-06T13:32:43Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[Is there such a thing as a universal covenant between people today that is unspoken, yet understood?&nbsp; Or are we all doomed to the niches of our own faith?&nbsp;...]]></summary>
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        <name>David W. Boles</name>
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        <![CDATA[Is there such a thing as a <a href="http://urbansemiotic.com/2007/06/28/of-blood-oaths-and-sacred-vows/">universal covenant</a> between people today that is unspoken, yet understood?&nbsp; Or are we all <a href="http://urbansemiotic.com/2007/01/25/the-covenant-of-circles-and-the-continuity-of-regeneration/">doomed to the niches</a> of our own faith?&nbsp; <br /><br /> <div align="center"><img src="http://boles.com/called/08/modfaith.jpg" /></div>]]>
        <![CDATA[Is a covenant more sacred than a promise or a vow?<br /><br />If we were to define together the "Covenants of Modern Faith" -- what would you include as universal values and morals that chain us together in unity and save us from our darkest selves?<br /><br />We will define "covenant" as a "one way agreement" that is unenforceable.&nbsp; The covenanter can only break a covenant.&nbsp; No "meeting of the minds" is necessary for a covenant to be enforced and enforceable.&nbsp; <br /><br />The beauty of a covenant is that it is based, in essence, on <a href="http://urbansemiotic.com/2006/04/09/god-or-the-girl/">faith and the honor of your word</a> and action -- and if a covenant is broken or not renewed, the only person wounded in the exchange is the covenanter.&nbsp; <br />]]>
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<entry>
    <title>This American Life with Ira Glass</title>
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    <published>2008-05-05T23:01:33Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-05T23:06:55Z</updated>

    <summary>Gordon Davidescu wrote this article.Last night I attended a one-time film event called This American Life Live. While, strictly speaking, it was not actually live due to my being on the west coast (Side note: for some reason, we on...</summary>
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        <name>Gordon Davidescu</name>
        <uri>http://gordond.livejournal.com</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<b>Gordon Davidescu wrote this article.</b><br /><br />Last night I attended a one-time film event called <i>This American Life Live</i>. While, strictly speaking, it was not actually live due to my being on the west coast (Side note: for some reason, we on the west coast almost never get "live" broadcasts - they are always "time delayed") it was still a spectacular event. <br /><br />

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        <![CDATA[In one of two sold out theaters we watched two hours of what some people would quickly dismiss as just plain stories about so-called normal people. What really struck me last night was how it's not the events or stories of Madonna's latest baby adoption that we normally see on mass media that tells the story of who we are as a people but more simple stories such as those told on This American Life.<br /><br />For the last thirteen or so years, host Ira Glass and a team of writers and reporters and producers and other people that are remarkably like everyday average people have put out a weekly episode of <i>This American Life</i>; every week features a different theme and stories that relate to that theme. <br /><br />There has been a <a href="http://thisamericanlife.org/Radio_Episode.aspx?sched=1237">story about twin sisters</a> who are so identical that they have always lived together and do everything exactly the same and <a href="http://thisamericanlife.org/Radio_Episode.aspx?sched=1239">a story about one of the first people to try to start a cryogenic organization</a> and how he dealt with the utter failure of the organization to properly keep bodies frozen - apparently it was quite expensive, even in the 1950s.<br /><br />We know that <a href="http://urbansemiotic.com/2007/12/06/banning-cell-phones-in-public-places/">some people constantly broadcast their life story </a>- but for the most part we spend more of our lives hearing what is new with Angelina Jolie than the person down the street from us who may have had a heartbreaking time surviving colon cancer and learning a lot about themselves in the process. <br /><br />What if we also somehow knew about this person and their colon cancer and the process they underwent? Could it be that we too could learn something about ourselves by hearing about their simple, ordinary life? Don't even get me started on the television show that went by the name "The Simple Life" but was as far removed from reality as a show featuring Mork from Ork!<br /><br />What is it about "reality" shows like <i>The Hills</i>, which features people that are in one of the highest income brackets in this country, that fascinates people so much that they don't even notice the epic story of their neighbor's fight to encourage everyone in town to spay or neuter their pets so that there is not an epidemic of stray animals? <br /><br />How are we so wrapped up in <a href="http://urbansemiotic.com/2006/05/03/all-lathered-up-over-american-soaps/">television soap operas</a> that we completely ignore the real soap operas of our own lives? There is so much to be learned from everyday living and life that it's simply a waste to focus so much of our energy on things that, quite frankly, have nothing to offer us but a diversion from life.<br /><br />Are we so terrified by the <a href="http://urbansemiotic.com/2008/05/02/the-impending-american-apocalyptic/">impending American apocalyptic</a> that we want to get away from anything that smacks of real living? <br /><br />If so, we are doing ourselves a great injustice - the real life is where genuine experiences are to be made. Otherwise, we may as well connect ourselves to machines and live our lives through a virtual dream world, as in the film <i>The Matrix</i>. <br /><br />Perhaps a good preventative measure would be semi-regular listening to <a href="http://thisamericanlife.org/Default.aspx">This American Life</a>. How else are we going to learn that Britney Spears is an anagram for Presbyterian?<br />]]>
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<entry>
    <title>Mind Manager or Paper Pusher?</title>
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    <published>2008-05-05T11:24:59Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-05T11:44:35Z</updated>

    <summary>When you elect a national leader -- do you want a Mind Manager or a Paper Pusher?...</summary>
    <author>
        <name>David W. Boles</name>
        <uri>http://bolesblogs.com</uri>
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        <![CDATA[When you elect a national leader -- do you want a Mind Manager or a Paper Pusher?<br /><br />

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        <![CDATA[In a recent debate, Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton disagreed over the role of the President of the United States.<br /><br />Barack said he would not be obsessed with reading and signing every single piece of paper that crossed his desk because, he argued, his job was to see the big picture, inspire people, and lead the way.&nbsp; He has others who can read all the paper and process it and push it out the door.<br /><br />Hillary then attacked Obama for being "lazy" and too "hands off" and, if she were our president, she promised to read every single piece of paper that flew across her desk because, she argued, the job of the President of the United States is to "know everything that is going on everywhere" and, as a final retort, she said, "We've seen what eight years of a 'hands-off presidency' gets us."<br /><br />My question to you today is this:&nbsp; Do you agree more with Barack or Hillary?<br /><br />Do our national leaders owe their energy to <a href="http://urbansemiotic.com/2007/07/20/a-life-left-to-live-how-we-remember/">visioning the future</a>; or must they concentrate their energy on processing our <a href="http://wordpunk.com/2008/05/01/chasing-a-receding-horizon/">path to the horizon</a>?&nbsp; <br /><br />Please argue one side or the other -- don't take the middling path and say -- "we need a little bit of both."<br />]]>
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<entry>
    <title>The Impending American Apocalyptic</title>
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    <id>tag:urbansemiotic.com,2008://2.2610</id>

    <published>2008-05-02T11:37:52Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-02T12:00:30Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[Do Americans always look for the worst in the best?&nbsp; Is the one thing we universally share with each other a national Death Wish?...]]></summary>
    <author>
        <name>David W. Boles</name>
        <uri>http://bolesblogs.com</uri>
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        <![CDATA[Do Americans always look for the worst in the best?&nbsp; Is the one thing we universally share with each other a national <a href="http://urbansemiotic.com/2008/03/24/android-assassins-inventing-the-death-wish/">Death Wish</a>?<br /><br /> 

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        <![CDATA[In a recent article, author <a href="http://www.salon.com/opinion/paglia/2008/01/10/hillary/index3.html">Camille Paglia argued</a>:<br /><br />

<blockquote>Catastrophic weather is built into the American experience. Europeans, with their more moderate, predictable weather, rarely have our terrifying encounters with the sublime. It may be one source, aside from Christian fundamentalism, of the American instinct for the apocalyptic.</blockquote>

I now wonder if the "American Instinct for the Apocalyptic" stretches beyond Christian fundamentalism and into the mainstream, every day, ordinary warp and woof of our lives.<br /><br />Don't gun owners have an Apocalyptic view of the world -- and that is why they stretch the need for handguns from the home and into the concealed-carry street?<br /><br />Don't politicians have an Apocalyptic view of the world -- and that is why they use end-of-the-world invocations of terror and demand forced military action against non-threatening nations?<br /><br />Don't some young people living in the urban core have an Apocalyptic view of the world -- and that is why thy join gangs and create grey market economic systems that only provide for their own narrow self interests?<br /><br />How many terrible things have been wrought on the earth in a false defense against an impending Apocalyptic -- and how many innocent lives were lost, or forever damaged, in that ineffectual, and hateful, effort?<br />]]>
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<entry>
    <title>Arguing Against Corridor Teaching</title>
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    <published>2008-05-01T12:33:28Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-01T14:04:18Z</updated>

    <summary>We must always teach our children universal ideas.  The temptation to &quot;corridor&quot; teach them -- instead of bending young minds open to other doorways for learning -- is a national failing of a teaching philosophy....</summary>
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        <name>David W. Boles</name>
        <uri>http://bolesblogs.com</uri>
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        <![CDATA[We must always teach our children universal ideas.  The temptation to "corridor" teach them -- instead of bending young minds open to other doorways for learning -- is a national failing of a teaching philosophy.<div><br /></div>

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        <![CDATA[It is certainly easier and cheaper to teach children what they already "sort of know" within the city limits of their own cultural experiences -- but in that easy exchange we sacrifice imagination, and we give up on the idea that young minds can ever become more than their origins.<div><br /></div><div>Several years ago, I was offered a job teaching a required, core, writing class at a major, public, East Coast, university.  </div><div><br /></div><div>The philosophy of the department Chairman was to leave the minds of the students as we found them.  We were instructed not to lead them beyond the corridor of their present state.  We were not to lift them up to our level.  We were to condescend to their level.  </div><div><br /></div><div>The Chairman explained these students were "regional" and their parents worked industry jobs and few of them would ever venture beyond the county when they graduated. It was our job, he claimed, to teach them how to get along in the life they were expected to have.</div><div><br /></div><div>The students were to only read and write about chemical interactions, agriculture, and leisure activities like golf, football, and basketball.</div><div><br /></div><div>I sat there, listening to his condemnation of the students he was vested to serve -- and I thought we were supposed to be enlightening -- and I began to realize it was that sort of narrow, corridor, thinking that created regionalism, bigotry and nationalism-by-county in the United States that stamped, and condemned, the international identity of so many people in the state.</div><div><br /></div><div><a href="http://urbansemiotic.com/2008/01/11/the-lesson-of-the-first-number/">I was always taught as a student</a> that the idea of higher education was to expand your thinking beyond yourself and into the minds of others that came before you and to then join in the foreign-to-you imaginings of current minds living outside yours.  </div><div><br /></div><div>If my instructors had followed the thinking of that Chairman, I never would've read "Moby Dick" -- why bother? You live in landlocked Nebraska! -- or watched "Citizen Kane" -- why bother? You'll never be that rich or influential in publishing and politics! -- or dared to dream about the implications of <a href="http://urbansemiotic.com/2007/11/12/the-uncanny-and-homesick-sexual-longing/">King Lear's daughters</a> -- why bother?  You don't have royal blood!</div><div><br /></div><div>The final stake in my decision to not teach in that Chairman's department came at the end of his pitch when related the story of a <a href="http://urbansemiotic.com/2008/01/11/the-lesson-of-the-first-number/">local genius boy</a> who -- upon his history-making graduation from the university as its youngest alumnus -- claimed the hardest class he had taken was the one we were expected to teach.  </div><div><br /></div><div>The child prodigy, we were told, was "confused and frustrated by the process of rewriting and rewriting the same paper over and over again during the semester."  The Chairman glowed with accomplishment, "He couldn't figure out what we wanted."</div><div><br /></div><div>As the other instructors joined the chair in a pealing laughter, I remained motionless -- slumping, astonished, and wondering -- how a university Chairman, with 50,000 students enrolled for learning, could ever find joy and satiety in purposefully frustrating the concentrated and eager wants of a single, genius, student -- let alone the rest of the open ocean of unattached, <a href="http://urbansemiotic.com/2007/05/31/normal-discrimination-and-average-power/">average, minds</a> looking for a safe harbor for expansion -- and refuse any of them the necessary freedom and the early promise of escaping their county mindset via expanded learning and an untamed, but tended, <a href="http://urbansemiotic.com/2005/09/25/reaching-beyond-the-front-row/">active imagination</a>.   </div>]]>
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<entry>
    <title>Tempting the Ridiculous and Achieving the Sublime</title>
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    <published>2008-04-30T13:20:44Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-07T22:42:10Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[Have you ever been in a ridiculous situation that you found funny or dangerous that then became a sublime experience?&nbsp;...]]></summary>
    <author>
        <name>David W. Boles</name>
        <uri>http://bolesblogs.com</uri>
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        <![CDATA[Have you ever been in a ridiculous situation that you found funny or dangerous that then became a sublime experience?<br /><div>&nbsp;
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        <![CDATA[The longer I live, the more I feel that every waking moment is only filled with the ridiculous -- and it's getting harder and harder to laugh.  <div><br /></div><div>We have a <a href="http://urbansemiotic.com/2007/01/13/casting-caskets-into-the-iraqi-abyss/">war in Iraq</a> that no one really wanted -- except for the <a href="http://urbansemiotic.com/2006/12/17/a-parade-of-the-grotesque-and-the-infinite-now/">military-industrial complex</a>.</div><div><br /></div><div>We have <a href="http://urbansemiotic.com/2008/02/19/accusing-plagiarism-the-last-refuge-of-a-dying-campaign/">political arguments</a> over flag pins instead of <a href="http://urbansemiotic.com/2007/11/01/a-brief-history-of-waterboarding/">waterboarding</a>. </div><div><br /></div><div>Our young children are <a href="http://urbansemiotic.com/2007/02/05/the-definition-of-a-prostitot/">walking the streets</a> while we <a href="http://urbansemiotic.com/2007/10/18/with-this-robot-i-thee-wed/">marry robots</a>, have<a href="http://urbansemiotic.com/2008/01/08/rise-of-the-nuclear-silicone-family-real-dolls-and-reborns/"> sex with silicone dolls and raise rubber babies</a>.</div><div><br /></div><div>What disconnects have you found in your life when reality creates chaos and the ridiculous becomes the sublime?</div><div><br /></div><div>Are we hiding behind our laughter because our lives have become too brittle and too harsh and too cruel to confess to others and recognize in ourselves?</div>]]>
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<entry>
    <title>Betraying Barack: What Wright Has Wronged</title>
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    <published>2008-04-29T11:55:32Z</published>
    <updated>2008-04-29T12:20:54Z</updated>

    <summary>Barack Obama is in trouble....</summary>
    <author>
        <name>David W. Boles</name>
        <uri>http://bolesblogs.com</uri>
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        <![CDATA[Barack Obama is in trouble.<div><br /></div><div><br /></div>

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        <![CDATA[Barack's pastor of twenty years has declared a religious war against the institution that Obama hopes to control:  The United States Government.<br /><div><br />

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</div><div>Obama is stuck.  He worshipped with Rev. Wright.  </div><div><br /></div>

Rev. Wright brought Barack to the cross.  

<div><br /></div><div>Rev. Wright baptized Obama and his children.</div><div><br /></div><div>How do you sever a tether so strong as a combined religious faith?<div><br /></div>



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<div>Must Barack play into Rev. Wright's hands and condemn the hate he spewed as the "truth" so Wright can attack him even more?</div><div><br /></div><div>Here's what The New York Times' <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/29/opinion/29herbert.html?ref=opinion">Bob Herbert</a> -- a Black man -- wrote this morning:</div><div><br /></div><blockquote class="webkit-indent-blockquote" style="margin: 0 0 0 40px; border: none; padding: 0px;">The thing to keep in mind about Rev. Wright is that he is a smart fellow. He's been a very savvy operator, politically and otherwise, for decades. He has built a thriving, politically connected congregation on the South Side of Chicago that has done some very good work over the years. </blockquote><blockquote class="webkit-indent-blockquote" style="margin: 0 0 0 40px; border: none; padding: 0px;"><br /></blockquote><blockquote class="webkit-indent-blockquote" style="margin: 0 0 0 40px; border: none; padding: 0px;">Powerful people have turned to him for guidance and advice.

So it's not like he's naïve politically. He knows exactly what he's doing. Forget the gibberish about responding to attacks on the black church. That is not what the reverend's appearance before the press club was about. He was responding to what he perceives as an attack on him.</blockquote><div> 
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<div>Is Barack's backing away from Wright worse than Wright's betrayal of Barack's faith?  </div><div><br /></div><div>Can Barack keep Wright or must he be cut loose?  Is Obama able to "finish" his Reverend in a way he cannot -- or is unwilling to -- finish Hillary Clinton?</div></div></div></div>]]>
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<entry>
    <title>Dusting Off Bob Dylan</title>
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    <published>2008-04-28T22:55:05Z</published>
    <updated>2008-04-28T22:56:25Z</updated>

    <summary>Donna Tessitore wrote this article.On April 7th, Bob Dylan won a Pulitzer Prize, the first rock and roll artist to receive this coveted award....</summary>
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        <name>Donna Tessitore</name>
        <uri>http://urbansemiotic.com</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Donna Tessitore wrote this article.</span></p><p>On April 7th, <a href="http://urbansemiotic.com/2005/10/01/top-10-male-singer-songwriters/">Bob Dylan</a> won a Pulitzer Prize, the first rock and roll artist to receive this coveted award.</p><p align="center"><img src="http://boles.com/called/08/dylan1.jpg" /></p>]]>
        <![CDATA[At the risk of being pummeled by the mass of folks who think Bob Dylan is a genius -- a mere notch below the big guy upstairs -- I'm going to come clean.  <div><br /></div><div>Somewhere along my journey, I've had a disconnect with Dylan, the man who moved a generation and secured a rock solid spot in the history of music. 
</div><div><br /></div><div>I get Woodie Guthrie, Chuck Berry, Joan Baez, Elvis, the Beatles, the Rolling Stones, and a slew of highly underrated musical artists. It would take too long for me to explain why I connect with these various musicians and not Bob Dylan.</div><div> 

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In a few sentences, these aforementioned performers and their songs move me, capture my imagination, and take me to amazing places. I want to be transported with them wherever they are going. 

</div><div><br /></div><div>Sorry, Mr. Dylan.  I'm not going anywhere with you!

I don't seek  to dislike Bob Dylan.  He has spoken and continues to speak for many people.  He just hasn't spoken to me, personally.    

</div><div><br /></div><div>Perhaps it's my sporadic, poorly-timed history with Bob Dylan that has much to do with my perception:

My first exposure to Bob Dylan occurred when I was a young lass. I can't recall the exact age.  </div><div><br /></div><div>I heard Lay, Lady, Lay sitting in the back of my father's VW Fastback.  I thought to myself, "God, please don't let any man ever sing that song to me!"  That song made my skin crawl.  It still does.  </div><div><br /></div><div>I have no way of explaining the queasy feeling that comes over me when that song hits the airwaves.

My next brush with Dylan -- like so many people -- was through Blowin' in the Wind.  I discovered this song rather late.  I was around fourteen, and this was a fairly simple ditty to sing and play on guitar.  

</div><div><br /></div><div>I admit that Dylan almost had me at hello with those strong interrogative verses.  However, he lost me at the flimsy chorus.  Great questions, Mr. Dylan.  Lousy answer! 
</div><div><br /></div><div>Yet Blowin' in the Wind remains a classic song and has been covered by dozens of musical artists. Folks are still playing this song. 

I'm just not sure anybody's listening!     

The next time I ran into Dylan was around 1980 when he won a Grammy for Gotta Serve Somebody.  At seventeen, I was not interested in serving anyone.  </div><div><br /></div><div>The spooky voice of Bob Dylan was not going to change that!     

Now as a social worker, wife, and mother, I'm serving a whole lot of people.  I just don't want to be reminded of that!

I had another unexpected encounter with Dylan during my first year at college.  I was assigned a project about the sixties for an art history class. Of course, Dylan's name came up in my research of the period. 

</div><div><br /></div><div>So I immediately went to the public library and checked out the only record of his left in the stacks.  I brought the record home and excitedly placed it on the turntable. I listened to a live version of Maggie's Farm through loud, clunky speakers. I was baffled as Dylan sang, We're going to Maggie's Farm over and over again. 

It was neither profound nor poetic.

Since I do pride myself on being an open-minded lady, I was still willing to give Dylan a shot decades later.  </div><div><br /></div><div>I bought his Modern Times CD last year right around the time he won a Grammy for it. 

I listened to the opening song, Thunder Road.  That song sounded so much like Chuck Berry's Johnny B. Goode that it tainted the entire experience for me. I also found the mention of R &amp; B songstress Alicia Keys in the lyrics to that song -- a reference that everyone was talking about -- not at all interesting and quite transparent.

I nonetheless moved onto the next song on the CD and experienced deja vu once again. </div><div><br /></div><div>It has taken me over a year to figure this one out.  With a faster tempo, Spirit on the Water sounds like Santa Baby.  I can almost hear Eartha Kitt singing Dylan's song.

Strange, I know!

In brief, I was not impressed with Modern Times and found the music familiar, repetitive, and undeserving of all the praise.

Still, I like that Bob Dylan is keeping busy.  He's a senior citizen, a grandfather, and on a continuous world tour. 

</div><div><br /></div><div>The AARP should give him something for that! 

I admit that I am likely unprepared for the onslaught of folks who take in the word of Bob Dylan much like it is manna from heaven, and who will likely come to his defense.

I can only say that I have dabbled here and there with Dylan. I've sought out and sampled the so-called masterpieces.  I've seen the interviews and documentaries.

Nothing about him or his music makes me long for more.

I do, however, enjoy a good biography. </div><div><br /></div><div>Dylan's memoir is touted as poetic and one of the best in its genre. So I finally snagged a hard copy of Chronicles: Volume I at my local used bookstore for eight dollars.    

Dylan does a fantastic job of throwing out names and places in his chronicles, but poetry never entered my mind. 

</div><div><br /></div><div>When Chronicles: Volume II comes out, I will pull out my torn and tattered Pocket Book of Modern Verse and remind myself who the great poets really are:  Dickinson, Rossetti, Whitman, Cummings, and Frost to name but a few. 

</div><div><br /></div><div>To borrow a line from the wonderful singer-songwriter, Carly Simon:  I haven't got time for the pain. That is, I haven't got time for the pain of listening to Bob Dylan and all the hype that surrounds him.

Now Carly Simon.  There's a girl who's all about the poetry.</div>]]>
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    <title>Has Madonna Broken Her Gender?</title>
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    <summary>Can you believe this is Madonna?...</summary>
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        <name>David W. Boles</name>
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        <![CDATA[Can you believe this is Madonna?<br /><div><br /></div><div>

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        <![CDATA[If I didn't know any better, I'd say that was a man pretending to be <a href="http://urbansemiotic.com/2005/12/03/madonna-and-melody/">Madonna</a>!<div><br /></div><div>Is her "Sexual Evolution" <a href="http://urbansemiotic.com/2006/11/09/change-your-gender-no-surgery-needed-in-new-york/">changing from the female form to the male</a>?  </div><div><br /></div><div>Or is this a case of plastic surgery gone bad?</div><div><br /></div><div>In this shot from the cover of her new "Hard Candy" album, she looks more "Madonna-ish" -- because she's hiding those awful facial modifications behind the angle of her hair and hands.</div><div><br /></div><div>

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</div><div>I understand Madonna is now 50 years-old but does that mean you need to age un-gracefully by <a href="http://urbansemiotic.com/2007/01/08/wearing-your-deathmask-in-life/">changing the want of your DNA</a>?</div><div><br /></div><div>Here's the Madonna I know and love from history:</div><div><br /></div><p align="center"><img src="http://boles.com/called/08/madonna3.jpg" /></p>

<div>Is it possible to ever recapture your youth through intrusive, artificial, means?</div><div><br /></div><div>Or should we just accept the fate of gravity and the want of wrinkles and live with what was naturally born to us?</div>]]>
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